Let's see if we can find anything productive to do for the rest of the day.
So before I go shoot myself for looking at this....UGH. WHY. WHY JAN. WHY NOT FEB. I am only left with a bit of cash and I definitely don't have the cash to burn for this. Screw my insane purchases. LOL. But I do have till the 10th to actually consider this or I go rob my mom for the money to buy this. We will see what kind of insane plan I will come up with to get this. 8D
It's practically like Sweet and Bitter version. The only difference is the PLOT. Oh lord, no kidding. I
'm joking lul. Instead of being divided into two groups, they're all available in one package for a damaging price of 3000 yen which is actually the same price as the regular edition version of the cd. OTL. With the addition of fees and domestic shipping...I can die now.
See my dilemma now?! I'm on the roll... No kidding. :/
Kanno Mukashi Banashi. :0 It was originally announced back in 2009 in JanuaryJanuary 2009 but released in July 2009. It's actually a series of 6 cds and still ongoing. Just treat it like a collection of stories from different origins. Each cd deals with one specific type of stories. The first one dealt with Japanese Folk Tales. Second volume was Anderson's Tales (I cried in this one). Third is about Kaidans. Fourth is on Grimm's Fairy Tales while the fifth one is about Greek Mythologies. The 6th is about the stories of the historical figures of the Sengoku Era. There are also a couple of extra cds which are released such as the Happy Prince. (You know, the statue made of gold and the swallow) If I remember correctly, the next one in line will be Romeo and Juliet. The jacket art is amazing and I'm tempted. LOL
Now don't start off by googling for downloads to the series. There's a catch. You can't let kids listen to this or they will be scarred for life. @.@ AM SERIOUS. This is SRSZBZNESS. They retell the stories in an sexy adult kind of way. @.@ It is definitely not the kind of story I would let my kids listen. But for fangirls? Get ready for intense blood loss.
I almost died of fangasm when Inoue-sama Kazuhiko whispered. LOL. My ears felt like they're completely rape and I cannot stop blushing! Made me wonder what I would be like when my Shukan Soine CDs arrive. I mean Daisuke Hirakawa will kill me with his voice. (Not that he didn't during Kichiku Megane). I mean, in bed? Squirming? *diesofbloodloss*
The selling point of these cds is not only because of the delicious seiyuu's voice. It is also because of the usage of the 3D dummy head microphone which increased the intimacy between the listener and the seiyuu. So it is highly recommended for full effects that you all are required to put on your headphones or earphones during this time!
But if you forget, don't worry! The first track is normally Kazuhiko reminding you and giving you the time to get your headphones. He will also be doing a test trial to see whether you stuff in your headphones or earphones properly to get the full effect of his smexy voice. Hot no?
However, not all of the CD is purely recorded in 3D goodness. Only the important part of the tracks which required intimacy is given full attention. And it normally involves the seiyuu's trying to woo you over and make you go gaga as they make kissing or sucking sounds. @.@ Not good for children at all.
All of the cds will have a prologue and an epilogue with 4 short stories which will last 15 minutes each. The epilogue ends with kazuhiko thanking you for listening to the cd.
The first story is Issun Boushi or known to most non-Japanese as the One-Inch Boy. For those who're not familiar with the story. It's about a boy who is no bigger than a thumb who was born to an old couple. They treated him well. But he wanted to find his own place in the world so he set out on his journey. His father gave him a needle as a sword while his mother gave him a wooden bowl to use as a ship. And he soon came to the city's most wealthiest man's house. He told the man he wanted to join his guards but instead he was given to the daughter to be his daughter's play mate.
Now this is where the unnecessary erotic part comes out. LOL Turns out, you, the listener, is taking the role of the daughter and you have to go through Issun Boushi's erotic voice while he tries to cheer you up and make you feel better because you got pricked by a flower. @.@;; He will suck the blood out. Omg, sucking sound by my ear! Imma die and there will be sexual innuendos hinted. Then the 3D effect ends with saying what a bad princess you're.
LOLOLOL.
Listen to the rest yourself and you will get what I mean. The story then continues. What turn me off is the last story of volume 1. Remember the old story about the crab who found an onigiri and the monkey tried to tarde it with a seed? (More like trying to trick the crab in exchange for his seed.) The 3D part...was....unexpected. I almost cried when my kawaii crab was violated by that...monkey! (He makes a nice uke.) I mean like seriously?! EW. That is just so wrong?!!!
If that was BL H, I wouldn't mind but ewww. That was just too wrong! I will never see them the same way again!
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